WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

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Just for fun, some fun answers, hypothetical of course 😀

Plato:
         For the greater good.

 Karl Marx:
         It was a historical inevitability.

 Machiavelli:
         So that its subjects will view it with admiration, as a chicken
         which has the daring and courage to boldly cross the road, but
         also with fear, for whom among them has the strength to contend
         with such a paragon of avian virtue?  In such a manner is the
         princely chicken's dominion maintained.

 Hippocrates:
         Because of an excess of light pink gooey stuff in its pancreas.

 Jacques Derrida:
         Any number of contending discourses may be discovered within the
         act of the chicken crossing the road, and each interpretation is
         equally valid as the authorial intent can never be discerned,
         because structuralism is DEAD, DAMMIT, DEAD!

 Thomas de Torquemada:
         Give me ten minutes with the chicken and I'll find out.

 Timothy Leary: Because that's the only kind of…

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