Short little diddy, much fun.
You remember that robbery we had at the bank a couple weeks back? Well, this guy came into the bank today all dressed up, suit and tie and whatever, and came right up to my counter wanting to know all about it. He asked if I was there when it happened, and I said why are you asking – I thought he was an investigator or something, looking so well turned out – but he just said, great or good or super or something positive in a real chipper tone of voice. Then he put his briefcase on the counter, got a clipboard out and said, so, could I ask you a few questions?
It wasn’t busy, so I said, sure, and he said, so, thinking about the robbery two weeks ago, how would you rate your experience on a sliding scale from ten to one, ten being horrible, one being great…
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